David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 May 2012

Dear Diary,
What the f**k happened...........was it something I said, did I piss somebody off what...for f**ks sake will somebody say something before I take an uncontrolled swipe at that little arsewipe Milliband!
Mind you that Clegg has really blown it, what a wanker he's worse off than me, I bet his mob will give him a right kicking behind closed doors tee-hee.