David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 April 2012

Did you see the Daily Mails headline today?

"David Cameron's heartbroken former lover becomes a nun called Sister John Mary: 'I thought of marriage... then God called,' says PM ex-lover!" Sister John Mary's real name is Laura Adshead. She is a former pupil of £24,000-a-year Cheltenham Ladies' College, from where she went up to Oxford - meeting Mr Cameron when they were young undergraduates. Laura dated him from the spring of 1990 until summer 1991, and while he worked at Conservative Central Office, she went on to become the then Prime Minister John Major's correspondence secretary.

Then their lives took different turns. Mr Cameron was selected for political stardom, while Laura left politics to study at the Wharton business school in Philadelphia.

I'd forgotten about her!

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