David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 6 May 2012
I expected the defeats in the local elections on the 3rd of this month. They were all part of my master-plan, to get rid of the Lib-Dems from the government.
Of course I can't make it public yet.
But as soon as the voters realise that Miliband has no workable alternative policies, and I ease up a bit on cuts, and possibly cut some taxes, or tell them I might, just before the next general election, I reckon the Tories will win outright, as is out right!
Now, where's Gita, my Nepalese nanny got to?
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