David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 3 May 2012

I told the BBC this morning:
'Conservative candidates would "look after their area" and "provide value for money".'

Not an earth shattering statement I know.

But you see it is imperative that my Government increase taxes, cut pensions and benefits, cut back on police, armed forces, sell the NHS off to our friends, and make as much personal gains as possible Now.

Then, just before the next general election, we will seem like a caring Government, when we promise that if re-elected, we will increase benefits etc, thus conning the proletariat to vote for us!

I'm not daft!


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