David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 April 2012

I've have been asked to come to the Commons on Monday to explain why I is blocking an immediate inquiry into any breaches of the ministerial code by Jeremy Hunt.

Well if it isn't obvious to the idiots who asked me, why bother?

Nepotism and corruption have been a traditional part British politics for years now, and as you all know, I'm a traditionalist!