David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

You know, despite the unpopular decisions that the Coalition have had to take, the cutbacks, lies, increased taxes, nepotism, fraud and lack of compassion from my party, ministers, and party donors, we are still going strong, and doing as we like!

The Local elections will, I suspect, show some losses to my Tories... but hey, who would want a Labour council?

Well Nottingham and the like yes, but I'm more interested in important places that matter.