David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

People warned me that being the leader of nation would bring many trials and difficulties with it.

I've had more trouble with Nick Clegg and his shower, than I've had from Miliband and his failures. I have a lot to thank Gordon Brown for you know really!

It was revealed to me last month that the UK had its highest level of youth unemployment for 24 years... I wish someone had told me sooner.

It's so easy to miss the little unimportant things you know.