David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

My secretary's third assistants, researcher's field worker noticed in one of the local papers, that some had said in a letter:
"Do you think David Cameron's arse gets jealous about the amount of shit that constantly comes out of his mouth?"

I don't understand it?

This New Year, we had to take VAT 69 off the drinkies list, in case it reminded anyone of our lie about not increasing it.