David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 26 November 2011

We are in a bit of a jam but I'm sure we can take people's minds off that with Christmas coming up and then the Olympic Games next year. I know we have gone too far too fast but can't say so. Now we need to extend our plan of blaming everyone else so that it is clear we were always right, most of the time.
I'm working on Syria or Iran as good diversionary tactics after my triumph in Libya but the US of all people are stopping that. Sould get a Tea Party green light next year though.