David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 January 2012

My decision to award the Thameslink train making contract to German firm Siemens, is mentioned in the press this morning. They say it may cost Britain an extra £140million because of the euro crisis. The bid was priced in Euro's it seems.

Then they went on about the contract should have been given to the Derby firm of Bombardier!

I did what was best for the country... anyway the wife and I don't have any shares in Bombardier.

I find it very therapeutic writing the truth in the diary, such a refreshing experience for me.

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