David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

I see that our Tory Councillor Andy Dransfield lashed out at fire-fighters calls for a bonus and accused them of sleeping through most of their night shifts. He also dismissed the dangers faced by crews and suggested they are paid too much.

If I catch any more of my subservient's being honest with the press, they'll be in trouble!

I see Sir Ian Kennedy, Ipsa's chairman, granted an increase expenses this year, jolly good show.

Did I mention that he is the Worthy Primo of my lodge?

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