David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

dear Diary,
I'm almost ashamed to admit it but I shit my pants out of excitement today when I saw my really, really tough anti-union article published in the Sun newspaper! They had even printed my 'tough' stance picture, you know the one where I am pointing and putting on my hard face..grrrr.
I'll show those nasty union Barons they can't push me around it's totally undemocratic! Besides which, if they send the heavy brigade round I'll get Sam to answer the door in her silk, see-through negligee, that will stop 'em in their tracks...grrrrr, grrrrr, grrrrr!

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