David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Dear Diary,

Not long now and a nice break over the Festive period, lord knows I need to get away from it all what with one bloody world disaster after another. Still, just enough time to push through a few more unworkable policies before Sam and I head for the sun.
So far so good and I reckon with a bit of luck I'll have the UK back to the 18th Century by around April 2012 and populace on it's knee's again.