David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 November 2011

Dear Diary,
God almighty things are going from bad to worse, what with these endless dodgy MP's letting me down,Haigh shagging anything in trousers, Teresa May fucking about, Clegg running off at the mouth, Vince stirring things up...when is it all going to end!
I'm getting prematurely grey with worry and to top it all off, I could not get an erection last night leaving Sam to use the rabbit instead!

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