David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 14 August 2011

I am really fed up with the Police. First they can't stop a riot, then they get angry when I do, then they complain about their funding.
I bring in an expert on riots from Los Angeles and they have the effrontery to say they don't need a Yankee cop to tell them what to do.


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