David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 April 2012

The coach decided i was fit to play on saturday and I scored a goal as we beat the Portland Timbers 3-1.

My first goal of the season, and I need the bonus. It is Vic's birthday on Tuesday and I don't know what to get her, but she has expensive taste!

I offered to take her and the family out for a MaccyD happy meal and she shot me a frosty stare that would melt the iceberg that hit the Titanic.


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