David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Another day another dollar as the Americans say.

For me, another day, another advert, another million banked...

So far this year, pants, Olympic kit supplier, and now... fast food.

A vital part of any young footballers diet - as an alternative to cooking a good nutritious meal for themselves.
Failing that - in an emergency theirs always a pot noodle.
Maybe its time i marketed my own cookbook?

Move over Delia, Jamie and Gordon!

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