David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 21 April 2012

What's the big fuss that we bought Harper Seven a Damien Hirst-embellished baby monitor?

Anyone would think there was no serious news going on in the world that this bit of gossip makes it into the newspapers?

For Gods sake, Simon Cowell has been sleeping with Dannii Minogue, Cheryl Cole has dropped her husbands surname (finally) Denise Welch (who i used to luv in Corrie) has split with her hubby and got a toyboy, and Jessie J is secretly gay not bisexual - and they choose to write about me and Vic buying Harper a baby monitor? The worlds gone mad!