David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 13 April 2012

Nicolas Anelka has been made player-manager of his new chinese team.

i didn' even know he spoke chinese. I suppose he can just read team tactics out off a menu?

Number 21 - 2 wide midfielders push forward cross early
Number 32 - 'OVERLAP'
Number 45 - Play in the hole
Number 27 - Pancakes

Woops - pancakes is from an actual chinese take-away menu that i keep hidden in the garage for when Victoria is out of the house...

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