David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Former England striker Gary Lineker does not believe that I warrant a place in the Great Britain Olympic squad.

Typical of Lineker, he has always begrudged my success, while he is scratching a living advertising crisps, I have contracts for pants, burgers, aftershave, sports kit. He needs to get a new agent.

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