David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Victoria said we have to sell the house - 'Beckingham Palace' and my half a million quid car collection in England because the price of nappies for Harper Seven are so expensive!

I wish she had invested in some of those recycled nappies like i read in the Financial Times weekend supplement. Why does she never listen to me?

And where will we stay when we are in England? And how will we get from A to B? I wish she would think of these things!

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