David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 31 March 2012

I watched the Champions league 1st leg game between my one of my old teams Milan and Barca on the box, but it finished 0-0.

So it looks like Lionel Messi's great goalscoring run is over - in fact the 8 hat-tricks and 50+ goals this season has probably all been flukes.

People should forget this flash in the pan argie and remember that I have been producing the goods for over 15 years now, in the Premier League, the Spanish League, The Italian League, The World Cup, The Champions League and... hmmm.. ermmm... The MLS...