David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 April 2012

Not been a good week. First Viccy says we have to sell the house and cars in England so we can afford nappies for Harper.

Then I found out LA Galaxy were playing against New England in the MSL (Major Soccer League).

I tried to explain to the boss, Bruce (an aussie i think) that I can't play AGAINST England because I am an English. It would be disloyal. They might take all my caps back, the ones Viccy hasn't sold on ebay.

He told me as the star player I HAVE TO PLAY. But then he substituted me at half-time. We lost 3-1.

Now the physio tells me I have a mystery injury and can't play this week! He can't tell what the injury is - it's a mystery...

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