David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

So my the wife - or 'er indoors as Arthur Daley used to call her - is a designer now. She used to be a singer gawd help us - and now she's a designer.

Dresses, skirts, curtains, carpets, she's even designing stuff for Range Rovers now! Mustn't grumble - as long as she earns money she can pay for Harper Sevens nappies from her own purse!


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