David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 4 March 2012

Just got a text from Neville, not sure which one... Chelsea have sacked Andre Villas-Boas.

Poor lad. he was only 34. Two years younger than me and he's in charge of a big club like Chelsea. I'm sure it was a mix up by the Russian boss Roman Obamavitch, he probably had his translator shot when he found out.

At 34, Boas should have been finishing his playing career in the lower leagues like I'm doing, somewhere like Macclesfield, Leyton Orient or La Galaxy.

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