David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 9 March 2012

I have decided to market my own alcohol. Going to call it Beckham Beer.

The idea came to me in an instant when someone threw a beer can at me in the LA Galaxy game the other day. Hopefully Beckham Beer will fit in well alongside my other commercial endorsements - aftershave, razor blades and pants.

I often sit at home alone, drinking beer and wearing just my pants. While texting Gary Neville. I miss him. He said he would come and visit me, but he hasn't been, said he is soooooooooooo busy writing his newspaper column, and also working on Sky sports.

Launching the Beckham Beer will give me a chance to go to the UK and visit him. Victoria won't suspect a thing.

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