David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

The Director of Football at Paris Saint-Germain has told the press he still wants to sign me for the start of next season. I'm not sure I should come back to Europe with the current state of the euro currency. Greece, Portugal and Ireland are all struggling, and the EU have to bail out these countries.

People don't know that I take a huge interest in the financial state of Europe and the World. I once found a copy of the Financial Times at Walthamstow dog track, and I also read of all Katie Prices (aka Jordan) tweets about the euro. Katie is so shrewd with her money - she's even got her tweets sponsored by chocolate bar Snickers.

I wonder if Cadburys will sponsor me to tweet about the economy?

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