David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 1 March 2012

I told Victoria about meeting the guy from Americas Next Top Model at the Oscars and how he hit on me by inviting me onto his tv show but I declined. Viccy she blew her top.
"You cant turn down work in this economic climate David. Go on the show and promote your pants and your perfume and don't forget to mention my fashion line. If he tried to touch your private parts in the dressing room just smile and say thank you. That sort of thing goes on all the time in fashion and television. If you want to get on, you have to accept it". I wish I hadn't told her now.


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