David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

I just rememebered a strange encounter I had when I went to the Oscars at the weekend. I met a camp guy on the red carpet who asked who I was wearing, not what I was wearing but who. Strange. He hasn't been taught english properly. He said he had seen my pants advert and was impressed. Then he asked he do i want to appear on his tv programme AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL. I think he was hitting on me. I told him I was friends with Tom Cruise and stared him in the eyes without blinking before walking away. I think he got the message.

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