David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 15 March 2012

So i went to an LA Lakers game and the photographer caught a cheerleader 'doing her stuff' in my eyeline.

Honestly, have these paparazzi got nothing better to do? Can't a man have a little free time to himself, while watching the basketball?

Anyway, just off to do a promo for my underwear. Gonna strip down to my pants and lounge around in the shop window for fifteen minutes. Hopefully some photographers turn up...