David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 9 March 2012

Apparently my bessie mate Gary Neville (or Gazza Neville as I sometimes call him) has a new catchphrase. 'BingoTime'

something to do with when someone scored a goal at a match he was commentating on for sky tv. I need a catchphrase of my own, I don't wanna look uncool not having a catchphrase when Nev has one.
How about 'PantsTime'?

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