David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Dear Diary

I fink this world ain't a nice place any more as I am getting bogus fone calls, earlier today some geezer wiv a deep voice rang, when I picks up the fone he says; "Is Victoria there?....so I says to 'im, who's that?.......and he says your wife you stupid bastard!"


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