David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 2 February 2012

I made an appearance at a London H&M store, to mark the launch of my underwear range with the Swedish retailer yesterday.

Well, it got another million or so in the bank.

The missus suggested I get a new tattoo on my manly chest, perhaps of soldiers marching?

I told her no - that would be a military tattoo! That was a joke by the way.

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