David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 16 October 2009

Friday October 16th

Everyone likes my new beard. Well, everyone except the people from Gillette, who rang up and shouted lots of nasty things about how they were going to ruin me.

Mr Capello said that I was just like Osama. Yeah, I think that's what he said. Obviously I ghost in and strike when the opposition don't expect it.

Posh was in a bad mood though. My new beard was getting all the attention. I promised to make it up to her later. Well, when the kids are in bed, right?

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