David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Monday, 1 June 2009

Some idiot is trying to flog me old 'ouse off for thousands. That 'ouse has great memories for me, and only I can make millions from my stuff and make myself look like a prat. Gotta go, Vicky's shouting 'cos she ain't got the latest Coach 'andbag.


Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
71 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more