David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 6 March 2010

Dear dairy oh diary oh shit book

I'm a yootoob star now. Got a video wif my tattoos. The tat that says my name is...........David. They think I can't read good. Well I got my grade 7 reading book. Oh and Brooklyn got his as well, grade 10, is that good or wot! ??? ask a question it's question mark other thingy for a shock or surprise.

Got a surprise yesterday. Johnnyboy came to visit. Imagine John Terry and Ashley Cole here: Toria chucked them out, said she would cut off their dangly bits.


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