David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Got a helluva shock this morning, woke up, thought I'd go for a jog down to Tom Cruise's house for coffee or some chit-chat. Got the fright of my life when I found that his whole house and that of his neighbour was stolen.

Felt pretty dumb when I realized I sold out Galaxy, was no longer in LA and was now in Milan, hehehe, Tom's house wasn't stolen, I was in the wrong city...who knew?


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