David Beckham - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 30 July 2009
I have been on the phone this week to Steven Gerrard. I think I need to protect myself, the natives are getting restless here in the US.
Stevie G said the best form of defence is attack and next time someone calls me a name or doesn't let me change the cd in a nightclub, I should just run up to them punch them a few times and then let the body guards and friends quickly get in the way before the person can fight back.
I have my own form of defence, I have decided to get another tattoo and I am going to get a scary looking skull.
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