Chuck Norris - My Fake Diary

Monday, 29 July 2013

"I'm getting old and this kicking and punching is getting old, too. I'm considering doing an infomercial for a nursing home in Sarasota, Florida. The pay isn't bad and I'll be able to be around some people my own age. Walker, Texas Ranger for me is now, I NEED A WALKER, HOLY TEXAS! I'M FALLING AND MY CELL PHONE'S ON THE TABLE, AND I'M WAY OUT OF RANGE HERE!"