Chuck Norris - My Fake Diary

Monday, 18 June 2012

Well, I've learned that the President has been arrested in Iran thanks to someone misrouting Air Force One to Iran...The question is, "Do I help Seal Team 6 retrieve the President or do I simply stay here and let this be a cake walk election for my boy Mitt?..Man what a dilemma...What would Ronald Reagan do? Ah Hell guess I gotta go get them...Damn I hate being me sometimes.

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