Chuck Norris - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 29 December 2012

RIP 'Stormin Norman' Schwarzkopf. He has died aged 78.

Norman was the General in charge of the invasion of Iraq in 1990 - the original Gulf war, when the country was led by George Bush Senior - (who is also very ill in hospital at the moment)

I think I should be the next General of the American army - I will sort out all these bloddy countries and restore America to its rightful place leading the FREE WORLD.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!