Chuck Norris - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Dear Diary - I am still upset at my party having lost the 2012 presidential election.

I mean Mitt Romney? Was that the best we GOPers could do for goodness sakes?

Sarah "Snowflake" Palin is a joke and so is Paul "Little Bunny Foo Foo" Ryan. We have no one that can go up against the Democrats because all of our candidates are rich, conceited, egotistical folks who only care about millionaires and billionaires.

Well, guess what? For that reason I am seriously thinking about either forming my own political party or else becoming a Democrat.

I'm just sick and tired of losing.

Chuck Norris