Chuck Norris - My Fake Diary
Monday, 13 January 2014
According to all those whiney commercials on the television, before I ran my foot through it, if you're driving a big SUV, you're helping the terrorists.
What I do is run over terrorists and their little cars and bombs just make a puff noise under my steel underplate Giant SUV!
I got a hybrid that gets up to six MPG so I'm doing my part. It only runs on gas when you drive it inside the city and up long hills.
But if anyone let's me know where the little snots are hiding, I'll just run over them and squash them like stepped on dog crap!
This is me!
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