Chuck Norris - My Fake Diary

Friday, 20 May 2016

Dear Diary,

It's me again. I've just finished my hourly roundhouse kick to Donald Trump's throat. The day has been kind to me. I went to church, and the preacher started some babble about Christians not being able to inflict pain. This was such a big revelation, that I gave him a roundhouse kick to the throat. I then went shopping. As usual, the staff were absolutely friendly (who ever said a beard can't buy you love). There was one such lady who offered to take my bags back into the car. This was so nice that I gave her a roundhouse kick to the throat. The day suddenly took a turn for the heroic when a kid asked me to retrieve his kite from the tree. I said yes, and gave him a roundhouse kick to the neck. The kite then fell out of the tree. Well diary that's all I have time for, as my next hourly Donald Trump roundhouse kick is here

Truly yours,
With a roundhouse kick,
Chuck Norris


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