Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 15 April 2012

That pipsqueak pratt of a UKIP UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage said: He's asked his supporters to vote for me their second choice? And "The so-called Independent candidate whom UKIP had previously backed is nothing of a sort but merely someone raising her profile in order to get the Labour nomination next time round."

Cheek, as I'll need his help to keep the job... mind you, I hoper they listen to the idiot all the same.

And who's this Carlos Cortiglia, representing the British National Party?


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