Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

There are 350000 voters from the LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender) community.

They could be tempted to vote for the Lib Dead candidate Brian Paddick who has been telling people how he was bullied when he was younger.

Howe can I get some of these voters to support me?
I need a gay friendly running mate. Hmmm, who can I call?

Walliams and Cowell are busy with BGT. Russell Brand is in America, getting over his marriage split. Maybe Cliff Richard can help me?