Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 14 April 2012

What's all this fuss over an anti gay advert on the buses?

Surely people like David Walliams and Simon Cowell are a cure for being gay? Just watch the two of 'em play footsie under the table during Britain's Got Talent, have a cold shower and that will cure you.

But obviously I cant allow that to be advertised on buses either.