Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 April 2012

They are to be seven candidates in the race for my London Mayoral position.

Siobhan Benita (Independent), Carlos Cortiglia (BNP), Jenny Jones (Green), Ken Livingstone (Labour), Brian Paddick (Lib Dem) and Lawrence Webb (UKIP), Jenny Jones (Green), all with not a cat in hells chance of victory.

Then the big two, Ken Livingstone (Labour), and myself.

We've put on a good show so far, I don't think that any more than 10% of voters know there are any other candidates!

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