Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 13 April 2012

My London's UK Independence Party (UKIP) mayoral candidate and opposition, has unveiled his manifesto, saying he offers "a fresh choice, with fresh ideas".

Lawrence Webb said: "Everyone is fed up with the same tired old faces. I think we need someone new."

He pledged:
To offer 20 minutes of free parking across London
Scrapping the congestion charge camera
Creating more jobs for London "by saying no to open-door immigration".
A salary freeze for all departmental heads in City Hall.

It's too late now to stop immigration mate!

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