Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Many in our wonderful capital of London, have been gripped by the peculiar contest that is the "Boris vs Ken show". We are just about the only politicians familiar and idiosyncratic enough to be popularly known by their our names alone.

That Lib Dem puff Paddick candidate is no problem to us.
Siobhan Benita - independent, Carlos Cortiglia - BNP, Jenny Jones - Green Party, and Lawrence Webb - UKIP are the other no-hopers in the running.

It's down to me and Ken, might depend if those twat's Cameron and Osborne do something more to piss off the voters between now and the elections!


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